News Wrap

Here's a few quips relating to current news items:



Aussie jailed for Nigerian email scam

GOOD! But it won't stop others from continuing the spam and convincing more suckers to part with their money. Try as hard as we might, we can't legislate against common stupidity.



Local councils vote to boycott James Hardie over compensation fund.

Great! At least the local government sector knows how to make their opinion felt by the corporate crims. Is there any way we can boycott the Howard government by not buying their crap? Oh, that's right ... we had our chance a month ago, didn't we? DOH!



The Reserve Bank holds interest rates until 2005.

Phew! Thousands of debt-ridden families breathe a huge sigh of relief ... now they can max out their credit cards over Christmas completely guilt free!