Humour

Time for some humour. My apologies in advance as I do not intend to offend horses :-)

Three plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and eight months later she performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in five field events in the Olympics".

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass
and a cowboy hat, and now he is the President!