Today's Intelligence


Don't laugh too loud, for fear of being labelled anti-semitic, but the hilarious gaff by the Israelis brought a smile to the faces of many worldwide.



As reported in the SMH today, the Israelis believe that Arafat could either make a full recovery or die.



"According to our intelligence assessment, Arafat's chances of recovery range between full recover and death."

General Aaron Ze'evi, Israel Defence Force.


Yep! You heard it first folks, Arafat will live or die ... absolutely guaranteed by the Israel Defence Force! I'm sure the spooks at Mossat have distanced themselves from the oxymoronic army intelligence :-)



Everyone wants to be George W Bush these days!



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